Okay now I am gonna blog and bitch
about the series of wonderful events
that happened today.
Event 1: Firdaus's Unbeliveable Double PrankI seriously cannot believe you do not know the venue of our maths lesson! Haha, and worse, I cannot believe that you fall for my words. It was a joke. Obviously our maths lesson is not and will never be in the school hall. And secondly, I cannot believe that you believed my words saying that Jonas Brothers wear bra. I mean wth, even a two-year old wont fall for that. Haha, hey people, Firdaus believed my words that Jonas Brothers wear bra!!! Oh my god. You so funny man!
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Event 2: GamelanHaha I actually recorded six video clips of me playing my instrument but apparently I need to convert the format. No time for that now. Anyways today I improved like hell. The teacher was quite happy with my performance even though he said I need to iron things out asap. Thank you!!!
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Event 3: Washing Eyes [Cuci Mate!]Woodlands is the best ever place to look at hott people. In relating to my public speaking topic, I checked out at what teenagers and young adults are wearing these days. Apparently they look good. Damn good. Haha hott smokin hott. So it's true, people who wear good stuff makes their overall apearance look good-tip-top. And it boost up their confidence and self-esteem. Good job people! Continue the fashionista movement!
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Event 4: Minah TudungHaha apparently at woodlands there's a hell lot of Minah Tudung. Not gonna comment on this. I suppose Minah Tudung are getting more and more common these days. And I dont give a shit. Just be yourself lah. Why wear the tudung when you dont have the heart to wear it? Tudung and skinny jeans are so not hott lah. Dont pretend please.
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Event 5: 3 Day 4 DayHaha this event is con-currently happening. This week I have only three schooling days and four holidays!! Thursday marks my E-learning day and from then on it's holiday time people! I am definitely going to enjoy Thursday and Friday. Looking forward to both these days. Hanging out with my friends and a sleepover, hopefully.
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Okay tomorrow there's band and on Wednesday
there's Gamelan again. I love my life. Uh-huh-uh-huh
i like it. However this is the freaking event that happened today.
Event 6: Fat Ass DayPlease lah nbccb, I never disturb you sia. I wasnt
even talking to you. Okay this is how the event
went: There was me, Edward & Yanti, my two
friends and you, the Fat Ass.
Edward: Yanti, I hold Hamizan then
you beat him up okay! [it was a joke only]
Yanti: Haha okay!
Me: LOL
Fat Ass: You sure he got the thing [my balls & dick]. How
to hold him when he doesnt have 'em.
Me: Kanina Fatass. What? You think
I not guy arh? [because he thought I was a faggot which I am not]
This is when the argument starts. I straight
away made fat jokes and insulted him in
front of the teacher. The whole class was
laughing. Teacher was pissed off.
Me: You're so fat, it took you [Fat Ass] three episodes
to reach the school's canteen from your class.
Me: You're so fat you [Fat Ass] need two chairs.
Me: You're so fat you [Fat Ass] can't fit through the door.
Me: You're [Fat Ass] so fat that there is no other fat word to describe your fatness.
Me: Come arh. Want taichi or not. See who win. [said this is my heart]
Me: You're so fat it takes you [Fat Ass] five hours to land your punch on my face.
Okay I really hate insulting people. I mean, I dont do this. Its not like I hate fat people. I love em. However I hate this guy who suddenly out of no where find fault with me. He deserves it lah. And yeah, he didnt had the chance to reply back. God, I am so immature but I couldnt control. Class loved my jokes. Too bad Fat Ass, they love me =)
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